The Hillbilly Wedding Ceremony Had Just Concluded. The Groom Thrust His Hand Into The Pocket Of His Tattered Overalls And Asked The Preacher What He Owed Him.

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The hillbilly wedding ceremony had just concluded. The groom thrust his hand
into the pocket of his tattered overalls and asked the preacher what he owed
him. "In these here parts, we don't charge for no hitchin', but you kin pay
accordin' to your bride's beauty," the preacher beamed. So, the groom handed
the preacher a dollar bill. Whereupon, the preacher raised the bride's veil,
took a look and dug into his own pocket. "Here's fifty cents change."