This preacher lost his bicycle and looked all over and could not find it.
About mid week he was talking to one of his brother preacher and told him
that someone had stolen his bicycle. Second preacher told him, "On Sunday
when you are giving the service work in the Ten Commandments and when you
get to the one on Thou Shelt Not Steal, the person who took you bicycle
will return it."
On Monday the second preacher saw the first one riding his bicycle and
said, "Well I see it worked."
First preacher replied, "It sure did, whe I got to Thout Shalt Not Commit
Adultery, I remembered where I left my bicycle."
About mid week he was talking to one of his brother preacher and told him
that someone had stolen his bicycle. Second preacher told him, "On Sunday
when you are giving the service work in the Ten Commandments and when you
get to the one on Thou Shelt Not Steal, the person who took you bicycle
will return it."
On Monday the second preacher saw the first one riding his bicycle and
said, "Well I see it worked."
First preacher replied, "It sure did, whe I got to Thout Shalt Not Commit
Adultery, I remembered where I left my bicycle."
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