This ol country preacher (have to be careful so I am not racist) met a
member of his flock one day and saw she was pregnant and her husband had
died over a year ago. He informed her she had been a sinnin and she told
him no, she had had intercourse with his ghost.
He said impossible and she informed him it was true. So he said ok, for
Sunday's sermon I will work it in and ask if any of the brothers and
sister have had intercourse with a ghost.
Come Sunday, during the service he asked the question and ol' Tobe in the
back of the church was half a sleep and he raised his hand. Preacher said
Toby you mean to say you had intercourse with a ghost. He said, "Ghost?
I thought you said goat!"
member of his flock one day and saw she was pregnant and her husband had
died over a year ago. He informed her she had been a sinnin and she told
him no, she had had intercourse with his ghost.
He said impossible and she informed him it was true. So he said ok, for
Sunday's sermon I will work it in and ask if any of the brothers and
sister have had intercourse with a ghost.
Come Sunday, during the service he asked the question and ol' Tobe in the
back of the church was half a sleep and he raised his hand. Preacher said
Toby you mean to say you had intercourse with a ghost. He said, "Ghost?
I thought you said goat!"
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