Once Upon A Time There Was A Snake And A Rabbit That Bumped Into Each Other In The Woods.

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Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other
in the woods. Both were blind. The snake started feeling the rabbit's fur
and said, "You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit." Then the rabbit
started feeling the snake and said, "And you are cold and slithery. You
must be a lawyer."