A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks conversationally: "You ever have a
problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit, smugly, replies: "Nope, never."
The bear says "Good to hear it," picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with
the bunny.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks conversationally: "You ever have a
problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit, smugly, replies: "Nope, never."
The bear says "Good to hear it," picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with
the bunny.
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