Dead rabbit
I was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the
middle of the road. I swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. Being a sensitive man as
well as an animal lover, I pulled over to the side of the road and got out to
see what had became of the rabbit. Much to my dismay, the rabbit was dead. I
felt so awful I began to cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw me crying on the side of the road so
she pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked me what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," I explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed
it."
The woman told me not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car
trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit,
and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved his paw at us
and hopped down the road. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned
around, waved at us again, hopped donw the road another 50 feet, turned,
waved, and hopped another 50 feet.
I tell you, I was flabbergasted. I couldn't figure out what was in the
woman's spray can. So I ran over to her and demanded, "What was in your spray
can? What did you spray onto the rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so I could read it. It said. "HARE SPRAY -
RESTORES LIFE TO DEAD HARE - ADDS PERMANENT WAVE"
I was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the
middle of the road. I swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. Being a sensitive man as
well as an animal lover, I pulled over to the side of the road and got out to
see what had became of the rabbit. Much to my dismay, the rabbit was dead. I
felt so awful I began to cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw me crying on the side of the road so
she pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked me what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," I explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed
it."
The woman told me not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car
trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit,
and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved his paw at us
and hopped down the road. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned
around, waved at us again, hopped donw the road another 50 feet, turned,
waved, and hopped another 50 feet.
I tell you, I was flabbergasted. I couldn't figure out what was in the
woman's spray can. So I ran over to her and demanded, "What was in your spray
can? What did you spray onto the rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so I could read it. It said. "HARE SPRAY -
RESTORES LIFE TO DEAD HARE - ADDS PERMANENT WAVE"
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