A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a
tattoo. "What can I do for you?" asked the tattoo artist. "Well," the man
replied, "I want a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my wang." "I've never had
that request before. Do you mind if I ask why?" "Well, I really like to
watch my money grow. I also love to play with my money. And, I'll tell you
what, my wife can blow a hundred dollar bill better than anyone I've ever
met!"
tattoo. "What can I do for you?" asked the tattoo artist. "Well," the man
replied, "I want a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my wang." "I've never had
that request before. Do you mind if I ask why?" "Well, I really like to
watch my money grow. I also love to play with my money. And, I'll tell you
what, my wife can blow a hundred dollar bill better than anyone I've ever
met!"
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