THIS GUY GOES TO A LOCAL TATTOO ARTIST TO AHVE A $100 BILL TATTOOED ON
HIS THING. THE GUY ASKS WHY AND HE SAYS THREE REASONS:
I LIKE TO WATCH MY MONEY GROW.
I LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY MONEY.
MY WIFE WILL BLOW A HUNDRED BUCKS JUST LIKE THAT!
HIS THING. THE GUY ASKS WHY AND HE SAYS THREE REASONS:
I LIKE TO WATCH MY MONEY GROW.
I LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY MONEY.
MY WIFE WILL BLOW A HUNDRED BUCKS JUST LIKE THAT!
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