Best T-shirts of The Summer
** (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won
** So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
** I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
** God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
** If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going
** At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't
Remember It All
** My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
** I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do
** (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah
** If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
** Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
** Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog
** No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman")
** (on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife
** I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
** (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your
** Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
** What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About
** I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
** (on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party, (on the back) With a $25,000
** Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich
** Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money
** Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
** Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
** If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen
** Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
** The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt
** If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You
** Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
** In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.
** First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.
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Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...