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• A worried young man from Stamboul Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
  Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!...
• Once upon a time a sailor ran into his doctor's office and begged him for help.
  He pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his dick, which was sporting a ruby red ring around the tip....
• A young mother had just given birth to a new born baby, the nurse was just congratulating her, when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand.
  The mother looked startled. The doctor then said "Here catch....
• A young mother had just given birth to a new born baby, the nurse was just congratulating her, when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand.
  The mother looked startled. The doctor then said, "Here catch," and promptly tossed the baby to the mother, but it landed on the window ledge and fell out the window....
• A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....
• There was an old rake from Stamboul Felt his ardor grow suddenly cool.
  No lack of affection Reduced his erection -- But his zipper had just caught his tool....
• One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
  He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth....