What a good thing Adam had...when he said something, he knew
nobody had said it before.
nobody had said it before.
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feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong... - One night the local lothario took out the one girl nobody had gotten to
before.
On the way back from dinner he took a detour to the... - Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve:
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden
because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone... - Various Nights Before Christmas...
A Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through the house Not a creature was stirring... - A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD
Beginnings end.
and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase... - And then Adam said,
'What's a headache... - In the Garden of Eden sat Adam,
Massaging the bust of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth, For he knew that on earth... - There was a young lady of Trent
Who said that she knew what it meant
When he asked her to dine,
Private room, lots of wine, 'She knew, oh she knew... - No Pets Allowed
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll.
One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua...
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by a truck?
His AssHole... - A minister put a sign on his church:
If you're through with sin
Come in
Somebody scrawled on it in lipstick:
If you're not: Call 447... - If you are a burgler, then we are probably at home but can't come
to the phone right now
Otherwise,
we probably aren't at home... - E'llo."
"My name is Inigo Montonya."
"You killed my father."
"Leave your name and number,
and prepare to die." ... - Try me," said the
bartender...
