No Pets Allowed
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other
had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the
Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to
drink."
The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with
us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to
the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and
started to walk into the bar.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye
dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of
dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a
bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets
allowed."
The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me
a damn Chihuahua??
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other
had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the
Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to
drink."
The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with
us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to
the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and
started to walk into the bar.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye
dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of
dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a
bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets
allowed."
The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me
a damn Chihuahua??
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