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• One day in Paradise, God called Adam to him and said "Now i will teach you how to kiss".
  Lord, what is a kiss ?" asked Adam. "I will show you" said God and tought Adam everything about kissing....
• Adam and Eve After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.
  Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?...
• Cost-cutting Adam Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden, feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?
  Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman....
• What a good thing Adam had...when he said something, he knew nobody had said it before.
• One day Adam was in the Garden of Eden when God came over to him and said, "I made something for you.
  What I made for you will do anything you say, fix your meals and give you indescribable pleasure....
• What were the first words Adam said to Eve? "Stand back!
  I don't know how big this thing's gonna get....
• How do we know that Adam and Eve were Irish? Adam looked down at Eve and said, "Oh, hair" and Eve looked down at Adam and said, "Oh, tool.