Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve:
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden
because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him
the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his
wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut
appointment by himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the
curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to
handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his
tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught
him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."
And, finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve....
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his
head, and said, "I can do better than that."
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden
because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him
the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his
wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut
appointment by himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the
curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to
handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his
tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught
him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."
And, finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve....
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his
head, and said, "I can do better than that."
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