One night the local lothario took out the one girl nobody had gotten to
before. On the way back from dinner he took a detour to the lover's lane.
After parking he turned to her and said, "Hey, you ever seen a prick?" The
girl got all wide-eyed and asked, "No, what's a prick?" "I'll show you,"
said the lothario as he unzipped and whipped out his pride and joy. "THAT
is a prick," he said proudly. "Oh," said the girl, "it's just like a cock,