After a late night out with the boys, the man
undressed and slipped into bed with his wife. "Are
you awake honey?" he whispered. When he got
no response, he kissed her on the lips. "Hon, you
awake?" Still no response. He kissed her on both
breasts. "Hon, wake up." He kissed her on the
belly. She didn't move. Then he kissed her on
the knee.
"You son of a bitch!" she shrieked, bolting
upright. "If my pussy had been a bar, you wouldn't
have missed it!
undressed and slipped into bed with his wife. "Are
you awake honey?" he whispered. When he got
no response, he kissed her on the lips. "Hon, you
awake?" Still no response. He kissed her on both
breasts. "Hon, wake up." He kissed her on the
belly. She didn't move. Then he kissed her on
the knee.
"You son of a bitch!" she shrieked, bolting
upright. "If my pussy had been a bar, you wouldn't
have missed it!
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