Once Upon A Time, A Man Was Walking Along The Beach When He Saw A Beautiful Girl Who, Sadly, Had No Legs.

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Once upon a time, a man was walking along the beach when he saw a beautiful
girl who, sadly, had no legs. She was in her wheelchair bawling her eyes
out. "What's wrong?" he asked. "I've never been hugged before," she replied.
So he hugged her. The next day on his walk, he saw her again. Once more, she
was crying. "What's wrong now?" he asked. "I've never been kissed before."
she sobbed. So he proceeded to lay a lip-lock on her. The third day he was
walking by and AGAIN saw the poor girl crying. By now annoyed, he snapped,
"Now what?" "I've never been fucked before ..." she said hopefully. Where-
upon he proceeded to pick her up out of her wheelchair and throw her in the
water. "Now you're fucked!"