One day, when John was walking on the beach, he saw a girl crying in
a wheelchair. He felt pity for her, so he walked up to her.
-Why are you crying ? He asked.
-I'm never been hugged in my life.
No problem for John, he hugged the girl and she was happy.
The next day, though, he was walking on the very same beach,
and the very same girl sat there crying in that very same wheelchair.
-Why are you crying ? He asked.
-I've never been kissed in my life.
No problem for John. He kissed the girl and she was happy.
After a week, on a pier in Bournemouth (to be original...) he saw
the very same girl, in another wheelchair, crying. (had to change
>from that tedious beach)
-Why are you crying ? He asked.
-I've never beeen fucked in my life.
No problem for John. He just lifted her out of the chair and threw
her into the water.
-Oh no, I can't swim! the girl screamed.
-Yeah, I know, so now you're fucked !
a wheelchair. He felt pity for her, so he walked up to her.
-Why are you crying ? He asked.
-I'm never been hugged in my life.
No problem for John, he hugged the girl and she was happy.
The next day, though, he was walking on the very same beach,
and the very same girl sat there crying in that very same wheelchair.
-Why are you crying ? He asked.
-I've never been kissed in my life.
No problem for John. He kissed the girl and she was happy.
After a week, on a pier in Bournemouth (to be original...) he saw
the very same girl, in another wheelchair, crying. (had to change
>from that tedious beach)
-Why are you crying ? He asked.
-I've never beeen fucked in my life.
No problem for John. He just lifted her out of the chair and threw
her into the water.
-Oh no, I can't swim! the girl screamed.
-Yeah, I know, so now you're fucked !
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