Seen On Another Church Marquis: Sunday's Sermon Will Be
Seen on another Church Marquis:
Sunday's sermon will be:
Do you know what hell is?
Come in and hear our organist.
Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?
Come early and listen to our choir practice....
Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
"The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing God.
The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man equally sure that he was black....
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
CHURCH BLOOPERS: Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study....
This ol country preacher (have to be careful so I am not racist) met a member of his flock one day and saw she was pregnant and her husband had died over a year ago.
He informed her she had been a sinnin and she told him no, she had had intercourse with his ghost....
Church Bulletin Bloopers 1. "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children." 2. "Ushers will eat latecomers....
Well, here it is Sunday evening again and you've probably all read, reread, and pretty well exhausted the info in your Church bulletin by now .
.. Real exciting stuff, eh? Yeah, ours generally is too....