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• Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....
• At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?
  Come early and listen to our choir practice....
• Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
  "The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
• Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing God.
  The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man equally sure that he was black....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• CHURCH BLOOPERS: Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
  All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study....
• This ol country preacher (have to be careful so I am not racist) met a member of his flock one day and saw she was pregnant and her husband had died over a year ago.
  He informed her she had been a sinnin and she told him no, she had had intercourse with his ghost....
• Church Bulletin Bloopers 1. "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children." 2. "Ushers will eat latecomers....
• Well, here it is Sunday evening again and you've probably all read, reread, and pretty well exhausted the info in your Church bulletin by now .
  .. Real exciting stuff, eh? Yeah, ours generally is too....