Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing
God. The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man
equally sure that he was black. Eventually they decide to resolve the
matter once and all the next Sunday by praying in Church and asking God
directly.
So they do that. and to their surprise a great booming voice comes down
>from above, saying "I Am what I Am".
"There you are," said the white man, "that proves it. God is white."
"How come? All he said was 'I am what I am'."
"That's just it! If God is black he'd have said 'I Is what I Is.'."
God. The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man
equally sure that he was black. Eventually they decide to resolve the
matter once and all the next Sunday by praying in Church and asking God
directly.
So they do that. and to their surprise a great booming voice comes down
>from above, saying "I Am what I Am".
"There you are," said the white man, "that proves it. God is white."
"How come? All he said was 'I am what I am'."
"That's just it! If God is black he'd have said 'I Is what I Is.'."
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