Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts Are Saving Aluminum Cans, Bottles And Other Items To Be Recycled.

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** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are
invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.
** The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the church breakfast next Sunday
** Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the
back door.
** The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will
sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
** A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
** Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
** The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
** Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
** The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David,
the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.
** Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk
will please come early.
** A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
will follow.
** At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
** Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
** Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing
for the girth of their first child.
** The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green
beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
** The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan
last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
** Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.
** For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
** This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay
an egg on the altar.
** The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will
start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
** Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
** The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning to join the choir.