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• Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant.
• Q. HOW DO YOU GET A NUN PREGNANT A. FUCK HER!!!! Q.
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• Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? A: They only had four cars.
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  ** Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?...
• A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policman, he was use to pounding a beat.
  A man was taken to the polic station and asked to confess, they showed him his fingerprints, and those found at the crime....
• QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? ANSWERS
  Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American....
• S H U T T L E J O K E S Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
  A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?...
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....