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• Q: How does a Mexican know when it's time to eat again? A: His asshole stops burning.
• How do you know when an Iraqi boy becomes a man? - When he removes the diaper from his ass and wraps it around his head.
• While driving through a small town in Old Mexico, an American tourist blew out a tire.
  It was during the siesta, so when he arrived at the gas station a sign hanging in the door announced that the station was "Closed, come back soon!...
• Q: Did you know that Rock Hudson does not have any friends or relatives?
  A: But he has neighbors up his ass....
• Q: When does a Mexican become a Spaniard? A: When he marries your daughter.
• Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he is about to land? A: The lead goes slack!
• How does a jew say fuck you? Trust me. What's green, five miles long and has a thousand legs with an I.
  Q. of 3? A New York City St. Patrick's day parade....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....