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• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Spaniard? Spic and Span.
• Q: When does a cubscout become a boyscout? A: When he eats his first brownie.
• Q: When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
• How does a mexican know when he's hungry?? His ass burns!
• Q: How does a Mexican know when it's time to eat again? A: His asshole stops burning.
• When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive