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  When he finally did leave, it was so cold that his wings iced up and he fell to the ground on a nearby farm....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do.
  He told Red, "I'm sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg....
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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...