There Was A Girl From Dung-D Who Got Raped By An Ape In A Tree.
There was a girl from Dung-D
Who got raped by an ape in a tree.
The results were most horrid,
all ass and no forehead,
3 balls an a purple gautee...
185 There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were all covered with weeds....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
Differences if the President Were a Monkey 16> Under threat of an embargo, Yeltsin quickly apologizes for the USSR's early space program.
15> National Endowment for the Arts replaced by a roomful of President's relatives with typewriters....
In the shade of the old apple tree I got all that was coming to me.
In the soft dewy grass I had a fine piece of ass From a maiden that was fine to see....
THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
Many ALMOST Useful Facts: ** Debra Winger was the voice of E.
T. ** Pearls melt in vinegar ** It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs....
There once was a man from Marcasse Who had balls fashioned of brass When jangled together They played 'Stormy Weather' And lightning shot out of his ass.