Related:

• Confucius say: Teenage girl with bicycle pedal ass all over town.
  Squirrel lay on rock, crack nuts. Man lay on crack, rock nuts....
• There was this enterprising hooker who had bought a bicycle. She peddled it all over town.
• There was a girl from Dung-D Who got raped by an ape in a tree.
  The results were most horrid, all ass and no forehead, 3 balls an a purple gautee......
• This preacher lost his bicycle and looked all over and could not find it.
  About mid week he was talking to one of his brother preacher and told him that someone had stolen his bicycle....
• A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races.
  However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead....
• Hang 'em high A guy rides into an old style Western town to see a crowd of people around the town gallows.
  The guy, wanting to know what's going on, collars a local and says "Hey, what's going on here?...
• D'ja hear about the nun who rode her bicycle over a cobblestone road?
  She said, "I'll never come that way again....
• 80 There was a young girl of Pitlochry Who was had by a man in a rockery.
  Sh said, "Oh! You've come All over my bum...
• One day a big swarm of bees came through town. All of the bees swarmed over to the Shell Gas Station except one, who went to the Esso station.
  Moral: There's an Esso bee in every crowd........