Yesterday Jeff passed one of his old neighbors in the
restroom.
Jeff is a great neighbor! He's always willing to give you a
hand!
restroom.
Jeff is a great neighbor! He's always willing to give you a
hand!
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in my mouth that time!"
One of Jeff's surviving neighbors just flew in from
Milwaukee.
And if he had any, boy! would his arms be tired... - When his neighbors refused to talk to police, the police said
"What's the matter?
Jeff got your tongue?" What's Jeff's second favorite... - Jeff bought a new refrigerator. It seats six.
UPDATE:
Jeff replaced his 6-seater refrigerator or one with... - When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's... - Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the
"Bills".
What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" ... - The last thing one of Jeff's neighbors said after a fight:
"Okay, ya don't have to bite my head off!" Pee Wee... - Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms."
Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think...
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Murphy... - There was an old prophet named Moses,
Who once said,
"A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule...
