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• JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
  A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...
• Jeff's favorite country group? The Kentucky Headhunters.
  When Jeff needs to deodorize his refrigerator, he just needs to put in the hammer....
• What has two heads, three legs, six arms and hums? A refrigerator in Milwaukee!
  Jeff doesn't mind when people give him the finger. Jeff's favorite grocery store? Chop'n'Save....
• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• Milwaukee: the land of cheeseheads and shreaded-deads.
  Do you know why Dahmer never drove? Because he couldn't find a car with enough HEAD ROOM....
• Jeff brought a whole new meaning to the expression "Belly up to the bar" The police found corn flakes in the hair of one of Jeff's victims heads.
  That's when they knew for sure he was a cereal killer....
• What did Jeff say when he finished eating one of his neighbors?
  I've had my Phil." Why does Jeff love to eat convicts?...
• When they took Jeff away, he begged police, "Have a heart!
  Jeff's favorite candy bar is Buttered Fingers. Jeff the Chef won a three-legged race at the fair....
• Yesterday Jeff passed one of his old neighbors in the restroom.
  Jeff is a great neighbor! He's always willing to give you a hand!...