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  Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
• New product -- Jeff Dahmer Super Ointment: gets rid of athlete's foot, athlete's head, athlete's arm.
  .. Jeff's favorite past-time...finger pointing. What do Cinderella's fairy godmother and Jeff have in common?...
• Jeff's last job? In a bodyshop. Jeff originated the idea of "Hands Across America.
  Jeff's favorite part of a hockey game...the face off....
• Have you heard that Pee Wee Herman has declined the assistance of legal aid?
  He says that he can get off by himself!...
• When they took Jeff away, he begged police, "Have a heart!
  Jeff's favorite candy bar is Buttered Fingers. Jeff the Chef won a three-legged race at the fair....
• Jeff's favorite toast at a party..."Bottoms Up!" What do Wisconsin and New Jersey have in common?
  Hack'n'Sack! Jeff's favorite vacation spot? Hungary!...
• What did Jeff say when he finished eating one of his neighbors?
  I've had my Phil." Why does Jeff love to eat convicts?...
• Jeff the Chef is a really nice guy. He's always going to the ice box and taking a friend out for dinner!
  What do Jeff and the squirrels have in common? They're both storing up nuts for the winter!...
• Jeff's favorite second course is Stu Mulligan. Jeff's favorite Chinese dish is Chow Man.
  A famous golfer that Jeff stopped eating after just two bites: Jack Nippleless!...