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• Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the "Bills".
  What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" Why did Jeff always make girls nervous?...
• A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half- cocked.
  Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
• Jeff's favorite antacid? Rec-Tums! Sometimes Jeff has to flip a coin to decide what to eat.
  ..heads or tails. Jeff's favorite frozen dessert is Eyes Cream!...
• Why is Jeff the butt of so many jokes? Because you are what you eat!
  Jeff's favorite tropical blender drink is a Penis Colada....
• Jeff's favorite toast at a party..."Bottoms Up!" What do Wisconsin and New Jersey have in common?
  Hack'n'Sack! Jeff's favorite vacation spot? Hungary!...
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• What did Jeff say when he finished eating one of his neighbors?
  I've had my Phil." Why does Jeff love to eat convicts?...
• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• Jeff's last job? In a bodyshop. Jeff originated the idea of "Hands Across America.
  Jeff's favorite part of a hockey game...the face off....