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• Moriarty, aka Jeff Meye
• Jeff's last job? In a bodyshop. Jeff originated the idea of "Hands Across America.
  Jeff's favorite part of a hockey game...the face off....
• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• Jeff "the Chef" Dahmer...The Queer that Made Milwaukee Famous Jeff lived in Wisconsin, the land of Cheddarheads and Shredded-deads.
  Jeff's new movie is "Silence of the Limbs", Siskell & Ebert give it "2 thumbs off!...
• Jeff's favorite second course is Stu Mulligan. Jeff's favorite Chinese dish is Chow Man.
  A famous golfer that Jeff stopped eating after just two bites: Jack Nippleless!...
• When they took Jeff away, he begged police, "Have a heart!
  Jeff's favorite candy bar is Buttered Fingers. Jeff the Chef won a three-legged race at the fair....
• Jeff's favorite option on a car? Tilt wheel. Why?
  More headroom! What does Jeff call a 10 car pileup?...
• Jeff's favorite antacid? Rec-Tums! Sometimes Jeff has to flip a coin to decide what to eat.
  ..heads or tails. Jeff's favorite frozen dessert is Eyes Cream!...