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• New product -- Jeff Dahmer Super Ointment: gets rid of athlete's foot, athlete's head, athlete's arm.
  .. Jeff's favorite past-time...finger pointing. What do Cinderella's fairy godmother and Jeff have in common?...
• JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
  A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...
• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• The last thing one of Jeff's neighbors said after a figh
  "Okay, ya don't have to bite my head off!" Pee Wee Herman and Jeff the Chef have a favorite dish in common....
• Jeff the Chef is a really nice guy. He's always going to the ice box and taking a friend out for dinner!
  What do Jeff and the squirrels have in common? They're both storing up nuts for the winter!...
• Jeff's favorite antacid? Rec-Tums! Sometimes Jeff has to flip a coin to decide what to eat.
  ..heads or tails. Jeff's favorite frozen dessert is Eyes Cream!...
• When his neighbors refused to talk to police, the police said "What's the matter?
  Jeff got your tongue?" What's Jeff's second favorite sport?...
• Jeff has a kid -- he's spoiled rotten! Every time Jeff breaks up with a guy, the guy goes all to pieces!
  Jeff's favorite brand of clothing? Dis-Members only....
• Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms." Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
  ..they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think Jeff likes me -- he's always giving me the cold shoulder!...