What Did The Elephant Say When He Saw The Native Warrior Running Naked Through The Jungle?
What did the elephant say when he saw the native warrior running naked
through the jungle?
"How the hell does he eat with that thing?"
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
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