What's Grey & Comes In Quarts? Elephants What Do Elephants Use For Condoms?

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What's grey & comes in quarts? Elephants

What do elephants use for condoms? Blimps

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How can you breathe through that tiny thing?

An elephant walks into a bar...bounces off.

Why are there so many elephant jokes?
Because they're so thick-skinned.

What's red and white on the outside and grey and lumpy inside?
Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup!