The Final Exam...
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of
"yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stares
at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking
the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class was
sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin,
swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she said, "I am rechecking my
answers."
Some Blonde One-Liners:
Why did the Blonde climb the glass door?
To see what was on the other side
If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff, who would land first?
The brunette, because the blonde would stop and ask for directions
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?
She kept on throwing away the W's
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriver
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of
"yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stares
at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking
the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class was
sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin,
swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she said, "I am rechecking my
answers."
Some Blonde One-Liners:
Why did the Blonde climb the glass door?
To see what was on the other side
If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff, who would land first?
The brunette, because the blonde would stop and ask for directions
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?
She kept on throwing away the W's
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriver
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