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  He entered his apartment, which was on the 3rd floor, and started looking around....
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  B: What's that? A: I was at the home of a guy I know, and I was in bed with his wife while he was out at the pub....
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  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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