"HEL-L-LP!" the scream came from the bedroom. The man of the house ran to
see what was the matter. Just as he entered his bedroom, he saw a guy leap-
ing leaping out the window. His wife cried, "That guy just fucked me twice!"
"Twice?" the husband wondered, "Why didn't you call me in after he fucked
you the first time?" "Because," she replied "I thought it was you until he
started for the second time ..."
see what was the matter. Just as he entered his bedroom, he saw a guy leap-
ing leaping out the window. His wife cried, "That guy just fucked me twice!"
"Twice?" the husband wondered, "Why didn't you call me in after he fucked
you the first time?" "Because," she replied "I thought it was you until he
started for the second time ..."
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Ptuiiiiii. . . . ...
