"I've set up my answering machine so that when anyone calls, they
here a busy signal."
here a busy signal."
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Monday
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8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
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None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender... - From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutman:
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** If they want to loan you money,
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so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep... - Here I sit, in a tizzy;
all my favorite boards are... - Straight Out Of The Eighties...
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being children of the eighties,
or listened to music on a regular basis. If you were...
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with no pauses,
to receive the desired effect (the calling party will... - JOKEBOOK
... - Q: What's dangerous & eats nuts?
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Syphilis... - Just heard the news on the radio - they have found evidence that WIlliam
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Smith told her that if she didn't have sex with him...
