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• One day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.
  "I am the pharmacist," she informed him. "Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and started to leave....
• A Letter from your mama... Dear Son: I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.
  We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved....
• A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Daughter Dear Child
  I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast....
• Fast than a Nun A cop pulls over a car load of nuns.
  ... Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
  ** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
• A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration, he decided to buy her a pair of gloves.
  Accompanied by his sister, he went to a women's wear shop and bought a pair of expensive gloves....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• Here is a simple, but fun, practical joke you can try.
  You need a phone with a handset so that you can unscrew the mouth piece and remove the pickup....