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• cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
  .. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
• Martin Hanley (mph@praxis.co.uk) Administrative note
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• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• Common Verbal Abuse A man is driving with his wife, and runs a yellow light.
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