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• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
• I tell you I get no respect - A hooker once told me she had a headache ...
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
• I was tired one night, so I went to a bar to have a few drinks.
  I tell ya' I get no respect. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?...
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....