Drunk
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar completely drunk. He walks up
to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender kindly tells the guy he
can't give him a drink because he is already drunk. Angry the guy stumbles
back out the front door. About five minuters later the guy stumbles through
the side door of the bar. He asks the bartender for a drink and once again
the bartender tells the guy no because he is already drunk. The guy stumbles
back through the side door. A few minutes later the guy stumbles through the
bars back door. The guy walks up to the bar, looks at the bartender for a
moment then says "Damn man how many bars do you work at?"
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar completely drunk. He walks up
to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender kindly tells the guy he
can't give him a drink because he is already drunk. Angry the guy stumbles
back out the front door. About five minuters later the guy stumbles through
the side door of the bar. He asks the bartender for a drink and once again
the bartender tells the guy no because he is already drunk. The guy stumbles
back through the side door. A few minutes later the guy stumbles through the
bars back door. The guy walks up to the bar, looks at the bartender for a
moment then says "Damn man how many bars do you work at?"
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