A man and his wife had decided to move to the country to enjoy the
country life. They enjoyed it so much that eventually she became
pregnant. Not wanting to be unprepared when the baby came, the couple
went through all the basic training.
One day the expected labor pangs came and the couple set off for the
hospital. Soon it was apparent that they wouldn't make it to the
hospital on time. The man noticed a familiar vetrinary clinic and
decided to stop there in hopes that the Vet would be able to help with
the birth.
After talking with the old country Vet for a few seconds he replied "Of
course I can deliver it, I've delivered hundreds of babies in my time."
The man was set to waiting while the Vet did what was nessesary. Hours
and hours the man waited. He was finally about to go in when the Vet burst
out tired and sweating "You have a fine baby boy."
"Was it a hard birth Doctor?" the man questioned.
"No," the Vet replied, "the birth only took 15 minutes."
"Then why were you in there for so long?" the man quized.
"Well it took her four hours to eat the afterbirth."
country life. They enjoyed it so much that eventually she became
pregnant. Not wanting to be unprepared when the baby came, the couple
went through all the basic training.
One day the expected labor pangs came and the couple set off for the
hospital. Soon it was apparent that they wouldn't make it to the
hospital on time. The man noticed a familiar vetrinary clinic and
decided to stop there in hopes that the Vet would be able to help with
the birth.
After talking with the old country Vet for a few seconds he replied "Of
course I can deliver it, I've delivered hundreds of babies in my time."
The man was set to waiting while the Vet did what was nessesary. Hours
and hours the man waited. He was finally about to go in when the Vet burst
out tired and sweating "You have a fine baby boy."
"Was it a hard birth Doctor?" the man questioned.
"No," the Vet replied, "the birth only took 15 minutes."
"Then why were you in there for so long?" the man quized.
"Well it took her four hours to eat the afterbirth."
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