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• This lady has delivered a baby but unfortunately her husband was out on a business tour.
  When he returned, he rushed to the hospital to see the baby....
• Anyway, Amos is getting on in years and his family decides that he is just too much of a burden anymore.
  Time to put him in a retirement home. So they take him out to Sunny Hills Retirement Community and install him in his now home....
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• A man was seriously injured in a car accident, severely damaging his legs.
  As soon as the emergency room doctor examined him, he knew the one of the man's legs must be amputated....
• An old cowboy was sitting in a bar somewhere in west texas, animatedly telling all his drinking buddies about the contest he won.
  "Yeah boys, I realy won that free trip to Ney York City, It's gonna be grand," the old cowboy remarked....
• Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery ** BoBo!
  Come back with that! Bad dog! ** Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?...
• This joke has been done 50 (yes, 50) years ago by my father-in-law.
  First, a little background: He lived in a small village, north-west of Quebec City along the St-Laurent river....
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....