harder then it sounds
Judi (a.k.a. dumb blonde) walked into the doctors office with a hole
in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds,
and this was an obvious gunshot wound!
Judi said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit
suicide, and first stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I
just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it, so I
pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just
got a nose
job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it!
Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had
these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun
in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud...
Judi (a.k.a. dumb blonde) walked into the doctors office with a hole
in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds,
and this was an obvious gunshot wound!
Judi said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit
suicide, and first stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I
just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it, so I
pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just
got a nose
job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it!
Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had
these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun
in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud...
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