Limericks - Dirty
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who has a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
There once was a Lady from Whealing. Who had a Very Particular Feeling.
She'd Lay on he Back. And Piddle with he Crack. And Pee All over the cieling...
29 There was a young lady of Ealing And her lover before her was kneeling.
Said she, "Dearest Jim, Take your hands off my quim...
Feeling Like a Woman On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning....
A young woman has just undressed to step into the shower when the doorbell rings.
She goes to the door and says, "Who is it?" "Blind man," comes the reply....
Impure Mathematix ================= Wherein it is related how that polygon of womanly virtue
young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that notorious villain Curly Pi, and factored (oh, horrors!...
120 There was a young lady of Wheeling Said to her beau, "I've a feeling My little brown jug Has need of a plug" -- And straightaway she started to peeling.
There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.
Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said....
Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....