166 There Was A Young Man From Glengozzle Who Found A Remarkable Fossil.
166 There was a young man from Glengozzle
Who found a remarkable fossil.
He knew by the bend
And the wart on the end,
'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle.
There was a young man from Saint Paul Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt He went dressed as a cunt, And was fucked by a dog in the hall....
Borrow from Peter to Pay Paul. Paul will love you foreve
82 There was a young man with a prick Which into his wife he would stick Every morning and night If it stood up all right -- Not a very remarkable trick.
There was a young lady of Maine Who declared she'd a man on the brain.
But you knew from the view Of the way her waist grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
You CAN Bring It With You There was a rich man who was near death.
He was very worried because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven....
A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it.
One day he decided to leave work early to try to "catch her in the act"....
Peter Marshall's List of Favorite Answers From "Hollywood Squares".
.. -According to Movie Life Magazine, Ann Margaret would like to start having babies, soon, but her husband wants her to wait awhile....
Twas The Night Before IPO... 'Twas the day before the IPO, when all through the net, Not an executive was flying, not even Ellison's jet.
The documents were filed with the SEC with care, In hopes that the IPO soon would be there....
There was a young man of Cape Horn Who wished he had never been born, And he wouldn't have been If his father had seen That the end of the rubber was torn.