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  he became a successful performer in show business....
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  While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice....
• THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
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