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• There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
  Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
• There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
  She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
• Open letter to the Sheriff Dear Sheriff Golman, I just wanted to take a few minutes to tell you what a wonderful time my family and I had at the recent Sheriffs Auction and Evidence Sale.
  I really don't understand how you people can possibly sell such great articles at the prices you were asking....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office, having her annual checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined he
  "My, what a big vagina! My, what a big vagina!" The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed....
• 49 There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina 's the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong.
• She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
• She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....