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• There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably short.
  When he got into bed, The old woman said, "This isn't a prick; it's a wart!...
• There was an old fellow named Paul Whose prick was exceedingly small When in bed with a lay He could screw her all day Without touching the vaginal wall.
• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers.
  Oh honey", said the young nymph, "Does that mean we're going to do it three times?...
• 21 There once was a gouty old colonel Who grew glum when the weather grew vernal
  And he cried in his tiffin For his prick wouldn't stiffen, And the size of the thing was infernal....
• One night the local lothario took out the one girl nobody had gotten to before.
  On the way back from dinner he took a detour to the lover's lane....
• Of things I've lost, I miss my mind the most There was this 12 year old girl that got stuck with a pin but she didn't feel the prick until she was 18.
• A man is only as old as the woman he feels.